Um, yeah. Apparently you haven’t heard, but we’ve got Jesus. So, like, who needs birds?

Also, I wanted to tell you that people from New Zealand seem to be the biggest cocksuckers of all. Some whor-ifying bitch of a human from there came into the paper today trying to get a story run about a meeting she and a host of shit fucks like her were having tonight regarding school buses in their development. Yeah, you can imagine what they want (or don’t want, rather): the public school buses in their exlusive slice of civilization. “This is a gated community,” she said. “We don’t even let police officers in it - we have our own police force. What’s going to happen when one of the residents comes across a school bus on his golf cart? He’s not going to know what to do!”

Maybe not everyone from New Zealand is a dumb, egotistic slut with fake-orange hair like she is, but fuck … she gives them all a bad name in my book. I hope she crashes her Lexus head on into the stone wall that probably surrounds her little slice of Heaven.

Just wanted to say Hi! Hope everything’s going well! Take care. Mrs. Lowe

Your blog sucks. I’m going to stop checking it. You’re a lazy bum.